weirdest story ever.

Subject: weirdest story ever. Mon Jun 30, 2008 1:13 am

The girl and boy were sitting on sticky, wet grass, and whispering. The girl’s tone was pleading, but the boy’s tone was appalled.

“I love you!” the girl kept murmuring. “I love you, I love you!”

The boy only stared now, speechless. He was grimacing as though in unbearable pain, but the girl didn’t seem to notice. She kept repeating the same three words.

“What?” she finally said. “You d-don’t love me back?”

His upper lip pulled back over his teeth, which he had to unclench to speak. “Uh. . . . No.” How did I even get here? he thought. “But . . . I will . . . if you . . .” He spotted something and, suddenly, he was smiling. “. . .climb that tree!”

The girl blinked, confused. “Huh? What tree?”

“That tree!” He hastily pointed to it, almost poking her eye out.

“B-but what if I f-fall?” she squealed, gaping up at it.

That’s the idea. The boy bit his lip, considering. “You won’t! I’ll catch you!”

This seemed to cheer her up. “Well . . . oh, fine. Okay.”

When the girl reached the top of the tree, she grabbed the nearest branch and swung herself onto it. She slipped, but her hold was strong—as was her determination—and she was able to avoid the deadly fall. She looked down proudly, her eyes scanning the dark greens for the face she knew and loved—the face of the boy who she had been forced to drug and carry to this exact location in the woods. He’d left her with no other options.

Unfortunately, before she could utter a word, a rock hit her on the side of the head and, with a loud squeak, she plunged into the darkness.

The boy started to run, glad that he’d found a way to escape, but just before the girl hit the ground she sprouted enormous wings on her forehead. The wings sort of acted as a parachute, yanking her up into the air and then letting her descend slowly.

The boy saw this as he looked over his shoulder, and screamed (in a very feminine fashion).

He was never seen again.
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"What happened?"
"You were hit by a car."
"..."
"Why didn't you move?"
"I thought Edward Cullen was gonna save me."

Subject: Re: weirdest story ever. Wed Jul 02, 2008 10:34 pm

Whoa man I never saw that coming. But it was awesome!
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Subject: Re: weirdest story ever. Fri Aug 01, 2008 3:56 pm

wings out of her forehead!! hah! that's awesome!
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*Jasper Cullen-Hale//

Joined : 26 Jul 2008 Posts : 192

hahahaha! What happened to him?! lol.
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The Phantom of the Opera
Emmy Rossum
I feel like I am missing something .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ..I know! EWARD CULLEN!
(and Jasper!)

Subject: Re: weirdest story ever. Fri Aug 01, 2008 11:54 pm

I think her wings ate him!! Or her forehead...If it can fit wings in there, I'm sure it could fit a kid. Lmao!
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*Jasper Cullen-Hale//

Joined : 26 Jul 2008 Posts : 192

hahahaha!
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These are the only things I can't live without:

The Phantom of the Opera
Emmy Rossum
I feel like I am missing something .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ..I know! EWARD CULLEN!
(and Jasper!)

Subject: Re: weirdest story ever. Wed Aug 06, 2008 11:35 pm

haha omg i swear this is the weirdest story ive ever written. well, maybe not.
the girl wasnt quite over him even after he nearly killed her. so, she knocked him unconscious with her wings. even i dont know what happened after that, so if he isnt dead, he might have turned into a penguin. a whispering penguin, so he wont ever call for help, maybe?
bahaha.
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"What happened?"
"You were hit by a car."
"..."
"Why didn't you move?"
"I thought Edward Cullen was gonna save me."

Subject: Re: weirdest story ever. Thu Aug 07, 2008 1:38 am

Hahaha yeah I have to say that had nothing to do with anything. And I loved it! I think maybe the sap was attracted to her wings and it came after her and she ducked and it got him instead. Now he's like those bugs...
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*Jasper Cullen-Hale//

Subject: Re: weirdest story ever. Fri Aug 08, 2008 11:56 am

indeed, it didnt haha. thanks! lol thats possible.
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"What happened?"
"You were hit by a car."
"..."
"Why didn't you move?"
"I thought Edward Cullen was gonna save me."